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| No Pants Day |
Unlikely Celebrations is
a newly conceived calendar project. In
doing some basic research for my Holiday Hunnies Pinup Calendar it came to my
attention there are literally hundreds of recognized holidays that never seem
to make it to the Hallmark (and other) calendars.
For instance, did you know there is a New Beer’s Eve? Or a Howl at the Moon Day? How about Chocolate Covered Anything Day?
There’s also a Bikini Day, a Go Fishing Day and a No Pants Day. So many Special Days; I think it’s past time
to do something about that…
So, in for a penny, in
for a pound, I guess. Welcome to Unlikely Celebrations…
My Concept
This is a very fluid concept at the moment. I mentioned a few Holidays above, but there
are quite literally hundreds more out there; sometimes as many as 9 or more to
a single date. That’s a lot of
inspiration, not to mention image crafting possibilities...
Some of these Holidays are quite serious, designed to raise
awareness of disease, social inequity, technological advances, family matters,
etc. Others are less serious, dedicated
as they are to foods, moods, attitudes & even nudes. Possibilities abound...
Then, it came to my attention that each Month has also been
dedicated to raising awareness or celebrating some cause(s), item(s) and/or
theme(s). Caffeine Awareness Month, for example. There’s also a Barbecue Month and Breast
Cancer Awareness Month, to name three; there are many others. If we can’t find a specific date to celebrate
in photos we can always pick a Month…
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| As Young As You Feel Day |
My Intentions
Like my concept, my intentions are also a bit fluid. For now, I would simply like to concentrate
on the design & production of a calendar that will bring everyone a smile…
Then there’s the possibility of a Coffee Table book, High Quality
Art Prints, Posters, etc., but those options can wait for now. Let’s see how the calendar goes first….
Model Requirements
This project is open to males, females, children, friends,
cats, dogs, neighbors. In point of fact,
anyone & their brother may join in…
Adults must be prepared to sign my commercial release allowing
publication and provide a copy of their state issued photo ID for my
records.
Children may participate in the project with parents/legal guardians
present only. Said parent or legal guardian must sign a release on
the child’s behalf as well as provide a copy of their own state photo ID for my
records.
A Few Holiday Concepts
January February March
Creativity Month Cherry
Month Caffeine Awareness Month
Bubble Bath Day Working Naked Day Goof Off Day
Int’l Sweatpants Day
Umbrella Day
Something on a Stick Day
April May June
Straw Hat Month Barbecue Month Great Outdoors Month
New Beer’s Eve No
Pants Day Doughnut Day
Bicycle Day Leprechaun Day Go Fishing Day
July August September
Ice Cream Month Romance Awareness Piano Month
Underwear Day Wonderful Weirdos Day
October November
December
Breast Cancer Awareness World Vegan Month
Tie Month
Lace Day Zero Tasking
Day Ugly Christ Sweater Day
Howl at the Moon Day Loosen Up, Lighten Up Choc. Covered Anything
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| Umbrella Day |
The "N"
Word: Nudity
Unlikely Celebrations is not a nude project, though some sessions
may require some skin. Working Naked Day or Bubble Bath Day, for example, come
immediately to mind. In those cases, I
intend to shoot my subjects so as to render suggestive rather than blatantly
nude images. Full exposure will be
denied the camera by conveniently placed props, costuming, and/or model/camera
positioning.
On the other hand, if a ‘Celebrant’ so desires, I’m happy to
shoot you in your Birthday Suit as part of your chosen Celebration. Just let me know…
Compensation
I am conducting Unlikely
Celebrations as a Trade Shoot.
Participants may choose one of two compensation options.
Option 1: Participants will receive their choice of 10
fully edited Unlikely Celebrations image files (in full size printable and low
resolution web display formats) to include in their portfolio and/or use for
self promotion;
Option 2: Participants may instead choose to schedule a
second photo shoot of equal duration, the results of which will be theirs to do
with as they see fit. The type of shoot
is entirely up to you. Family portraits,
fashion, editorial, swimsuit, art nudes – whatever you want. I will also edit up to 10 image files from
THAT session as part of the deal.
Location
Location is a variable that will change from session to
session. Playgrounds, City Parks, State Parks, a back alley, the odd
corn or bean field, your own home, a motel room – just depends on what specifically
we are shooting.
Be kind of silly to shoot for “Ugly Christmas Sweater Day”
on a beach in July…
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| Men's Grooming Day |
Miscellaneous
I am primarily an “Available Light” photographer,
though I do use speed lights & reflectors for fill light, as well as the
odd modifier to soften their output.
My schedule is annoyingly open at present, so I am
absolutely able to accommodate your busy schedule.
Experienced and first time models are equally welcome to
participate. You may be assured I will work with you to capture the
best possible images and make the experience as much fun as possible.
Escort Policy
Models are welcome to bring a companion/escort along for
moral support, costuming assistance, protection (whatever) as long as I’m
told in advance. Surprise me with an unexpected guest and the
session will be cancelled immediately. I hate surprises…
Please note: I have zero tolerance for high
school drama on my shoots. I go into each and every session
with the full expectation that I am working with adults fully capable of
discussing any and all issues that may arise. Name calling, threats of
violence and similar nonsense will result in the session's immediate
termination and the deletion of all images taken to that point. If
necessary, I will call the police and press charges to the full extent
allowable under the law.
